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As a sort of disclaimer, I'thousand not going to be off-white to the four movies I'll be discussing today. Today, September 28th, is Claudio Cassinelli's birthday and I've been minorly obsessed with the late Italian actor since seeing him in Big Alligator River a few years ago. So if I don't give the films the breadth of attention I might commonly, its because I'm far more interested in Cassinelli'due south appearance in these movies (he was the reason I watched them, afterwards all) than how they relate to anything else. In Italian movies, good performances are so rare that even if you saw i you probably wouldn't recognize it (dubbing makes this doubly hard, HA! Please don't go out....). Cassinelli was a special example in that I instantly knew that his performances were the thing I liked best about the 2d rate films he appeared in. He was always thrilling because he never suffered from the many ailments that plague nigh performers: crazy eyes, awful dubbing, PROJECTING!!!!, chronic whimpering, and inhuman facial expressions. He was a absurd, if put upon, breath of fresh air, which is why about people don't e'er draw attention to him. He just disappears, and, like the jungle setting of Mountain of the Cannibal God, he's taken for granted as one of the few things that work. Cassinelli'south kickoff film was Marco Bellocchio's little seen Red china Is Near and after languishing in little parts in lilliputian films (he was in Flavia The Heretic and ane of Vincente Minnelli's subsequently films, which is nigh as lofty a name equally you'll find on his resume, pre-77) became a favourite of Sergio Martino, who cast him in almost everything he did after their beginning collaboration. And while nosotros've already looked at him in Martino'southward take a chance trilogy, we're going to have a look at the few genre films he made earlier he died in 1986, including the film that claimed his life, in the hopes of alerting you gentle, patient readers to the talents of ane of the Italian flick industry'southward few truly underrated talents. The globe is total of people willing to scream the praises of Italian filmmakers who never once deserved an ounce of information technology, but Cassinelli hit his marks everytime and was one of the few people to walk away from terrible movies unscathed. He was a existent talent in a world well-nigh completely devoid of it, but he never one time rose to brag well-nigh it so he goes unappreciated. Allow's try and correct that.

Arthur Barnard (played by John Saxon, wrapping up a stint in Italy that had him star in Cannibal Apocalypse, among others, before returning semi-triumphantly to u.s. for A Nightmare On Elm Street) is an archeologist who's stumbled upon some ruins he figures ought to bankroll whatever he decides to do side by side. He wants to ship the artifacts he finds in big crates back to usa and curiously his boss, Mulligan (played by a way over-qualified Van Johnson; aging Americans were something of a vice for Martino; he nerveless their performances similar baseball cards), wants them sent straight to his house. Barnard doesn't have fourth dimension to puzzle that one out considering someone kills him before he can ship them anywhere. This is bad news for Mulligan, but even worse news for his daughter Joan, who merely so happens to be Arthur's wife. She rushes off to Italy to wait for evidence apropos her married man'southward decease and, along with nightmares and hallucinations replete with maggots, finds a plot equally convoluted and intriguing as this movie is irksome and pointless.

Sergio Martino is by no ways my favourite Italian director - either for actual quality or campsite value - but you can typically await professionalism and at least a shred of entertainment value in his movies. The professionalism in this movie extends past the performances to Martino's handling of a few setpeices but the only entertaining part is Claudio Cassinelli. This was the starting time of his films exterior the take a chance cycle that I'd seen and it took me a minute to recognize him. In Island of the Fishmen he looked a niggling less assured of his leading man capabilities than in either Mountain of the Cannibal God or Large Alligator River and it looks like he completely abased any pretense nigh his looks in the years betwixt his and Martino's last collaboration. When he walks on for the get-go fourth dimension, you lot're looking at a man who has fabricated one of the well-nigh graceful transitions from leading human being to side-histrion in the history of cinema. Cassinelli so owns his performance that I was still looking for him when he was right in front end of me. He becomes his character in a fashion I'd never seen before in an Italian flick and then it's a niggling ludicrous that he brought so much to a picture that brought him nothing in return. I don't know that I've ever found a positive review of The Scorpion With 2 Tails and other than Cassinelli I tin recall of nothing to recommend information technology, simply as a fan of his, I do recommend it on the strength of his operation, only then not everyone is equally wild near about combing through trash to find treasure.

Claudio mostly institute himself in criminal offence movies between The Scorpion with Ii Tails and our side by side motion-picture show and every bit I take aught interest in watching him play Zeus to Lou Ferrigno's Hercules in a Luigi Cozzi-helmed Conan rip-off, I haven't seen any of them....though I do recollect I'll be tracking downward Grog, a film that pits him against Franco Nero and Letter From Venice, the final of 4 films written and directed past Susan Sontag. And for anyone who's seen him in the take a chance bicycle, I don't retrieve it'll come as a surprise to learn he played Jesus Christ in a film by Pasquale Festa Campanile in 1980. Anyway, his new career as a heavy came to the attention of Lucio Fulci, a man for whom I take lilliputian fourth dimension. Yet, the prospect of seeing a misguided Route Warrior knock-off by one of the worst directors ever regarded as great was just too great a run a risk to laissez passer upwardly. And, much to my surprise, despite its thickheaded handling information technology'southward way ahead of its time.

The New Gladiators
by Lucio Fulci

Equally the opening voice over helpfully explains, the world has fallen into disrepair and is now largely controlled by two warring Boob tube stations. Intertelevision and The Globe Broadcasting Organization have built up a pretty serious rivalry with their shows, which provide a mix of torture porn and reality Television receiver. Problem is no i'due south watching. Ratings have dropped on their staples, like a prove where people are put in VR simulations of their worst fears (one woman thinks she's being taken apart Pit & The Pendulum style, for instance). And so all easily are summoned to figure out a sure burn winner. The studios fifty-fifty drib their rivalry for an eleventh hour meeting to figure out how to keep people watching. The solution comes from Cortez (Cassinelli), a ruthless executive who proposes a testify where criminals fight to the death like gladiators. The college-ups similar it, but how practice you get the public interested in criminals: that'southward where Drake comes in. Drake is the star of a popular sport chosen Kill Bike and he'southward caught the attending of some very of import network executives. They recall that someone with so many fans could make the ratings for their new prove skyrocket: the public loves a hero, eh? So they rent some thugs to impale Drake'southward married woman and then pin the murder on the athlete so that they can put him on TV to fight for his, and the network'south, future.

And if this sounds familiar it'southward because that piece of shit Gamer had exactly the aforementioned plot. Granted the story (by veteran screenwriter Dardano Sacchetti) steals liberally from Stephen King's story The Running Man - thus making that story's accommodation seem like a much more expensive remake of this moving-picture show. Luckily for me, The New Gladiators spends and then much time stealing from other movies (Rollerball, Escape From New York, Blade Runner...really, come to call up of it, the The Road Warrior got off easy) that information technology but rarely gets around to being something that reminds me of director Lucio Fulci'due south worst work. His direction makes me nervous because with every impuissant, handheld close-upward I expect some poor woman to become stabbed in the face. Sci-fi, especially of the dystopian multifariousness, is not something Italians go right and its almost as far from Fulci's comfort zone as you lot're likely to travel. In fact if it weren't for the ideas driving the script (a few of which have really become reality, while others have provided the impetus for a slew of dumb blockbusters of the last decade, Gamer chief amongst them) this movie would exist too inept to watch. Every bit it is in that location's no tension considering you don't like anyone and all the activity sequences are too muddled and dull to generate excitement. I did notice that the way the movie is directed reminded me a lot of Enzo G. Casterllari's Escape 2000, the sequel to 1990: Bronx Warriors. The frenetic (and poor) quality of the action, the ludicrous costuming, the parade of unlikable characters both behind and in front of the guns tie them together neatly. Cassinelli is fine but the stupid costume Fulci's got him in precludes anything he might have brought to the function. As the villain I suppose he does a fine task underplaying information technology, only he's likewise oft sidelined past subplots involving some kind of mystic developer, an evil computer, and the gang of interchangeable kill biking decease row inmates. Fred Williamson is fun every bit Abdul, Drake's but existent contest, but just like Claudio, he doesn't become nearly enough to do. It'due south better than Escape 2000, just simply only. the script tries to wring interest from a lot of nonsense when actually all I wanted from a moving-picture show that promised me New Gladiators was people tearing each other apart.

While information technology's not nearly as well idea out equally, say, The Beyond, it's nonetheless a lot easier to breadbasket. At present I'1000 not someone to talk to about the genius of Lucio Fulci, I think I've fabricated my opinions of him perfectly articulate...which is why I at present need to backpedal and admit that I've just walked right into a trap of my own making. How was I to know that amongst his poorly dubbed, horribly trigger-happy, perhaps occasionally creative oeuvre, was a flick that one-ups the offset ever giallo past co-opting its premise and treatment it with something like restraint (in its quieter moments)? For when information technology's not dancing itself into a lather, killing any adventure of its being regarded every bit fifty-fifty a minor archetype, it is one of the most thoughtful Italian horror films I've ever seen.

Murder Rock
past Lucio Fulci

Instead of Blood & Black Lace'southward modeling school, Murder Rock takes place in a fictional New York dancing academy where they treat modern dance (read hideous post-disco writhing) every bit seriously as ballet. Flash Trip the light fantastic was released the year before, Murder Rock'south nigh serious misstep is totally ignoring the picture show's plot. Murder Rock is most certainly a motion picture meant to exploit Wink Dance'due south box role performance but my gauge is not one of the dozen screenwriters on Fulci's film had paid enough attending to know that you didn't get to the nearly prestigious schoolhouse in New York to learn how to learn how to Jazzercise. Anyway, the elevation class is run by Candice Norman, a woman with a night past. One night after rehearsals, one of the summit dancers, upwards for a spot as leader of the visitor, is murdered past someone with a rag full of chloroform and a poisoned hatpin. Suspicions fall on the other members of the company and when the next day, another of the four finalists for the office is murdered in the same way, the constabulary shift into overdrive. Meanwhile Norman and her second-in-command Dick Gibson are beset by other bug. Gibson has a thing for Norman, just gets that she'southward not into him - a rarity, to say the least. After the commencement killing Candice has a nightmare where a man in a leather jacket is coming to impale her. In one of the all-time $.25 of screenwriting in any Fulci movie, we've never seen the man before either. Merely i night while Gibson's giving Norman a lift dwelling, they see the human selling scotch on a billboard. A few strategic phone calls gets Candice the man's proper name and address and in no time at all she'due south broken into his apartment looking for clues. Unfortunately for her the human, George Webb, stumbles in boozer while she'due south in there snooping around. She's so surprised that she runs out without her pocketbook and has to telephone call him the next mean solar day to enquire him to return it to her. Webb is down on his luck and looks similar he hasn't had a friend in years so has no problem giving his would-exist infiltrator back the testify. They get to talking and after Candice learns that George used to be a model and actor she not simply puts in a call to an agent she knows with the intention of leap-starting his career, but the two wind upward dating soon afterwards.

At present, all this might seem to have nil to do with an ever-thinning group of dancers, just the more nosotros learn about George Webb, the more nosotros start to recall maybe Candice Norman'due south nightmares are prophetic. He was implicated in the murder of a colleague years agone and when he comes by the school to selection Norman upward i 24-hour interval Gloria Weston, i of the dance students also up for the aforementioned spot as the expressionless girl, starts making out with him before he pushes her off. Something's off alright, just anybody in the flick has motive plenty to be offing the dancers, and then just where do we kickoff? The only person we know didn't do it was Willy Stark, the impish male dancer who gives a limp confession when the police force arrest him. Between Gibson's jealousy, Webb'southward hidden past and everything Weston stands to gain the just thing we're sure of is that the police aren't going to finish the killer in fourth dimension.

I....kinda similar this film...I don't know what to say. It's a Lucio Fulci film that rips off Wink Trip the light fantastic toe; I should fucking hate this! Yet the editing is crisp, the camera work is almost expressionistic at times, the performances are largely underplayed, the music is either enjoyably terrible or terribly enjoyable, the girls are beautiful, the murders aren't too horrific to sit through and anchoring it are two first-class performances from two of Italian republic's all-time B actors. Cassinelli is in top grade as Gibson, the meddling, defeated official and matching him effortlessly is Ray Lovelock as George Webb; Cassinelli was a little like Italy'south Sterling Hayden and Lovelock is a little like the country's Christian Bale. Lovelock gives the only decent performance I've always seen him give (I loved him in Let Sleeping Corpses Prevarication, simply he was mostly only a well-dressed presence. Hither he'southward handsome but there's definitely something behind that grin) and played against Cassinelli it'south well-nigh like the motion picture has something like internal conflict. Lovelock is a bit more noticeable though he's clearly trying to scale it back and Cassinelli never likes to call attention to himself, so together you have 2 kinds of quiet intensity that, against all odds, piece of work really well together. In a movie stacked to the rafters with kids fulfilling the Stone of the championship, information technology's good to have lifers like Lovelock and Cassinelli silently giving the movie weight. And though you lot'd expect this to loaded with sex and gore (it being a Fulci film and all) there is no gore or sex to speak of and the nudity is bars to the studio shower. Granted what the film lacks in the bedroom it sweats out on the dance floor. With all the costumed jiggling that stops the movie expressionless and lines like "You're hither considering y'all're the best!" You wouldn't be wrong to call this movie "Flash Dance simply with murder", merely a more apt descriptor might be "Flash Trip the light fantastic but with more realistic camel toe". There is a dance scene perhaps twenty minutes into the film that shows a woman practically exploding out of her leotard; information technology'south by far the sleaziest thing in the movie, which is a relief considering I know how Fulci likes to kill people, but it's nevertheless going to take hold of you off baby-sit. The murders have all the nudity, which is fitting, I think, and they're fifty-fifty handled in a more-creative-than-usual fashion.

In other words there are moments here that I obviously thought out of Fulci'southward accomplish. Moments, like the first dream sequence, that approach Dario Argento's visual sensibility, which is convenient, because Argento had all simply discarded it but 1984. Or like when Candice Norman's phone call with her agent reveals that Webb may have killed a girl years ago. When Lovelock grabs her shoulder later the phone call. Oh man...I was really under this ludicrous moving picture's spell. Tension is something I thought Fulci incapable of, even so here it is. There's Impressive footage of New York that rivals Ruggero Deodato'south in House on the Edge of the Park. There are even a few memorable lines, my favourite being: "No, he's not a psycho, he'south an asshole!" Though if i thing's going to sweep you off your feet near Murder Stone, it's the amazing quality of the digitally remastered print. Thanks to recent work, Murder Rock really looks like something Adrian Lyne might accept done rather than a mostly forgotten and totally out-of-touch murder mystery from a guy most famous for lurid zombie films. Murder Stone has some of the clearest and most impressive camera piece of work of whatsoever Italian film of a like vintage and it'southward even weirdly appropriate given it'southward discipline matter. I spent a few minutes thinking that information technology should have been lit more presentationally or more than naturalistically, not the middle ground Fulci and cinematographer Giuseppe Pinori filmed in. But then I realized that Murder Rock is meant to look like the globe's most aggressive music video and then I kinda gave in and admired it. I've given Fulci a lot of shit over the years but he knows how to shoot a dance number, even if his costume designer wasn't quite as cooperative as his lighting cameraman. If 1 affair dates this flick (beyond the God atrocious Pan-disco music that highlights the whole flick) information technology's the ludicrous costume pattern. Weirdly information technology isn't fifty-fifty that this film suffers from the enthusiastic colour blindness of something like Zombie or Nightmare City. The colours are all muted and tasteful, it's the shape of the unitard and the novelty of making an all-dancing Giallo that plants Murder Rock's glittery donkey in 1984. The central performances escape the time and display what these guys could do at their best.

Upwardly next for Claudio was mainly miniseries for European television receiver and 1 final moving picture for his longtime friend and collaborator Sergio Martino. This time coin called the shots more anything else: what nosotros take hither is a late-in-the-game Terminator rip-off with none of that film's steely cool or ambition. Equally per usual with this sort of thing, Martino just added a whole bunch of extra subplot and baggage that gets in the fashion of the i thing that works. The conceit of Steel Hands is 1 that would be repeated with roughly the same success in Terminator: Salvation: a robot who doesn't know he's a robot. It's bullshit hither, too, but at least Hands of Steel has the language barrier and an industry known for greedily shoving logic bated to arraign for its shortcomings. Terminator: Salvation only has greed to explain it's total fucking failure.

Hands of Steel
by Sergio Martino

Paco Queruak is a cyborg, programmed to receive orders from a powerful organization. For reasons too irrelevant and dumb to get into, he's sent to kill a scientist but can't practise it. He goes on the lam to avoid existence destroyed by his employers (played by John Saxon, who I retrieve probably agreed because of his human relationship with Martino and the fact that it was shot in the Southern United states of america rather than Italy) and winds up in a shithole cantina run past Linda (Janet Agren, who found herself in some other Terminator-related projection, Red Sonja, featuring none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger). He decides to stay and assistance her with the local toughs past beating them in an arm wrestling competition, Over The Tiptop-manner. He even finds time to autumn in love with Linda before the corporation sends Cassinelli'due south well-dressed hitman out to undo him. The conclusion stops making sense after Paco'southward confrontation with John Saxon and ends on a note of guitar-themed aggressive ambiguity.

Hands of Steel, technically speaking, is one of Martino'southward worst films, and worse information technology'due south been forgotten so it looks fucking terrible, not that this thing seems like it always looked good. The furnishings are terrible (especially the light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation guns - by 1986 you'd think someone would accept let the Italians know that they couldn't do that), the cinematography is bromidic, the movie itself is largely pretty wearisome, and the script can't figure out what kind of flick information technology wants to be. To its credit information technology subverts The Terminator's plot cleverly only does null with information technology. In fact one time Paco goes on the lam, the movie becomes a Canon-esque love story broken upwards by visits with the corporation'southward attempts to runway their rogue cyborg and the law'south try to figure out who tried to kill the scientist. At the risk of sounding similar a sentimental idiot, the beloved story is the only thing in this movie that worked for me (Cassinelli'southward role gave him nil to do merely glower). Daniel Greene wasn't much of an player but his attempts at passing for human mixed with Janet Agren'southward callous world weariness (and I believe anyone who worked for Umberto Lenzi really is world-weary) worked for me; they truly seemed like two people who need each other. Their romance is pretty cartoonish just I liked it enough to scout until the finish, just it all just ruins Martino's best efforts to sell their falling in love. It's like someone leaned over his shoulder in the editing room and whispered "Don't forget this is an action film, pal!" and sabotaged the flick's emotional cadre. And the tragedy doesn't terminate there.

During an off twenty-four hours during the shooting of Steel Hands, Claudio Cassinelli opted to go upward in one of the many helicopters used in the filming, I think considering he wanted to see what it was like or something equally harmless. Something went incorrect and the helicopter crashed, killing the 46 twelvemonth sometime actor instantly. Along with Vic Morrow, Cassinelli was one of the few actors to be killed (past a helicopter, no less) in the line of duty. And though at that place's a lot I find infuriating about the accident (Martino kept right on making films, Cassinelli's role was too small in Steel Hands, Steel Easily itself is as forgettable equally information technology is forgotten, Cassinelli never got to carry a movie again) I do find information technology somewhat touching that he died working for someone he seemed to take a great working human relationship with, doing what he was best at. Cassinelli is one of the few Italian moving-picture show personalities to come out of the B horror earth that I would loved to have worked with or at the very least met. Like Robert Ryan or Sterling Hayden, he was ever great because of his inconspicuous place in any film. He was never also big or besides loud, he was always only right for his parts and was frequently the only good thing near a movie. Craftsmen like Cassinelli were something the Italian film industry was short on and it'due south a shame he's never gotten the respect he deserves.

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